21st December 2010

Christmas in words – part 3

It wouldn’t be Christmas without some (amusingly) awful cracker jokes…

What’s brown and sweet and glides around an ice rink?
Bourneville and Dean

What’s a specimen?
An Italian astronaut

Why should husbands make the early morning tea for their wives?
Because the Bible says He Brews

What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep pan, crisp and even

Nigel Cole, writer